Guys, a terrible thing has happened. You will soon be able to buy Terry Richardson memorabilia.

The most terrifying of the items is the Terr Bear, which is a typical brown teddy bear with a face that’s not cute and cuddly, but rather an extremely disturbing photo of the photographer. It’s really hard to look at, BTW. In fact, all of the merchandise that’s available for purchase are hard to look at. Take for example, the three figurines you can buy. One of them is of Richardson in a t-shirt and jeans, holding his camera and giving a thumbs up. The other two feature Richardson in a plaid shirt, glasses and no pants. His camera is strategically placed to hide his, erm, just take a look at the photo below.

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Image via Terry Richardson’s site. 

There’s also a face print available (that comes in three colors), a varsity jacket and a set of pins, because who wouldn’t want Terry Richardson flare? Unfortunately, these items aren’t available yet, which means Mother’s Day is definitely going to be a disappointment, but the site does say each is “coming soon.” Now we’re curious about just how much one of these things will cost us — we’re assuming Richardson will accept selfies as a form of payment, but nothing’s guaranteed. Head over to Terry Richardson’s website to see all of the items available. Thanks, Fashionista for this one, we think.

Michelle Manetti is a graduate of Pace University and has a degree in Communication Studies with a concentration of Media Studies. She met Marc Jacobs in an elevator once. She also believes that yoga, Liquiteria and a Hunter Thompson book could save the world.